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Funny songs reworked for graduation at school

Text of the song reworked to the motive «Conversation with happiness»
(from film Ivan Vasilievich changes his profession) for graduation.

That passed without a trace
School years you,
And when, us when
Was it before school?

We were always scolded
For our grades,
Only at school now:
«Goodbye!» say

Chorus

Suddenly at the classroom
The door creaked,
Everything is clear to us
It has become now.

Let’s run
In the summer crowd,
Chase the ball
Dry on the road,

Jump into the river,
Eskimo,
And crunch
Popcorn in the movies,

If only the summer
Was longer,
And it was warmer!

verse 2

But many years later
Let’s remember the school,
Let’s gather in a crowd
Friendly and cheerful.

nine0005 Let’s joke together,
Let’s remember inadvertently,
How long ago we studied
It was bad for us …

Chorus:

How they dragged us by the ears,
How the whole class laughed together.
How we stained the chair with chalk,
And one day the teacher fell asleep.

How we escaped from chemistry,
We wiped our pants at the desk,
If only it were not in vain,
It was not in vain.

Teachers sing the song “Conversation with happiness” to the graduates
(from k-f Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession) for graduation.

So many years you entered
In our school doors,
And now everything is behind.
We believe and we don’t believe…
How many years, how many winters
We were friends with you?
So many years, long years
We have lived with you.

Chorus:
A door has opened for you in a big life.
You are now free.
We wish you all happiness!
And success to your dreams!
We will always remember you.
Remember the childhood of the year. nine0010 Know, it was not in vain.
This was the start!

You will leave us
Tomorrow at dawn.
How can we live without you now
in this world?
What could we give you,
We taught you everything.
If only everything, that’s all,
It wasn’t in vain.

Chorus.

Song of parents to graduates on the motive of the song Five minutes from the film «Carnival Night»

You received your certificate today!
After all, every parent is happy with the certificate! nine0010 You walk around the world, there is no happiness without a certificate!
There is no future without a certificate!

Chorus:
Certificate, certificate! The clock will strike soon!
Certificate, certificate! You are the last evening at school!
Certificate, certificate! To understand if strictly,
After all, this certificate can do a lot!
Certificate, certificate! There is only one road to the institute,
Right from the school threshold!!!

Well, who gave you this certificate?
A certificate that everyone here is happy about? nine0010 Well, of course, teachers,
That sometimes they were strict!
But still handed a certificate.

Chorus.

Well, life doesn’t wait! And in our hearts we have anxiety!
This evening will fly by, you have so little left!
Graduate, Hurry! No time to waste!
Tell the teachers who were nearby about your love!
Graduate, Hurry! What is not said, tell
to the teachers who were nearby!!!

You’ve worked hard here for ten years.
Who studied, but who, of course, did not! nine0010 You have studied the sciences here, received an education,
The door to the future has opened for you!!!

Chorus.

A new day is coming! We wish you happiness!
Good luck is ahead, let there be no bad weather there!
One hundred ways, one hundred roads — all are open to you!
Which way you go, you decide for yourself!
From the bottom of our hearts we wish you good luck this evening
Congratulations on your graduation!

Low bow to the earth to all teachers!
We are happy to go home now. nine0010 Because we sang it, because
flew by in this school Our best children of the year!!!

Chorus:
Graduation is coming!
We wish you happiness, joy!
So that the last day at school seems like a paradise for you!
Let everything around him sing and blossom with happiness!
Everyone should sing a lot and have fun at graduation!
Rest for now! After all, you still have to achieve
Much in life!

Altered song for graduates «Ah, a — in Africa, mountains like this height»

If it takes a long, long, long time,
If you cram the verse, remember it,
If you write everything cleanly,
It will definitely be the highest score.

And then your undertakings,
You can easily enter,
You can easily succeed in the best university,
Do it, everything is on your teeth.

A, a — there are wonderful people in our school,
a, a — school is fun,
a, a — learned multiplication,
a, a — studied attraction,
a, a — all friends in our class. (2 rubles)

Well, if you are lazy,
And you stay in contact all night,
Then you’re at the lesson,
You’re sleeping, you can’t speak.
And then the teacher is strict,
In the diary he writes a deuce,
Batin suddenly has a wide belt,
Instantly on the backside will ring.

A, a — so the people graduated,
a, a — that’s why the fun comes,
a, a — we learned to draw,
a, a — we learned to sing on stumps,
a, a — in our class all friends. (2 rubles)

Cool lyrics to the melody of the song «I don’t believe you». nine0010 Grigory Leps and Irina Allegrova

We are older now.

1. We are in a hurry to the lesson
And the bell rings too fast
There is nowhere to hurry, we didn’t have time
We’ll have to be late, we didn’t want to

I sit in algebra out of habit
They give us deuces for practice
We didn’t have time to write the formulas again
We wrote it down in a notebook, but we wanted to
And I’m sitting again,
And I’m writing again,
I constantly look at the time
So that the lesson goes faster, here
I got bored

Chorus: We are now older
It’s time to say goodbye to our school,
We are now older,
And this year was not in vain
We are now older
And the children’s years are gone
We are now older
And school is the best time
But we now older

2. There is no thought in my head
But there is not a page in the notebook
We should write something to do
So that we don’t sit idle

In the lessons we are out of habit
We fly in the clouds like birds
What we would like to dream about
Where we didn’t have time to visit
And I’m sitting again,
And I’m writing again,
I constantly look at the time
To make the lesson go faster, here
I got bored

Chorus: We are now older
It’s time to say goodbye to our school
We are now older
And this year was not in vain
We are now older
And the years of childhood are gone
We are now older
And the school is the best time

We are now older
It’s time for our school
Saying goodbye to us,
We are older now
And this year was not in vain
We are older now
And the childhood years are gone
We are older now
And school is the best time
But we are now older.

Song-alteration for the last call
to the melody of the song «La-la-la» performed by Zhanna Friske

School years are behind us,
We part, maybe even forever,
Well, maybe we’ll meet again.

We decided to compose a song with the class,
To give it to you today,
And tell everyone about our love for you

Ooo,
We have all become adults

Chorus:
Oh, our school-la-la-la
Always elegant and sweet.
And every day and every hour
There are so many things that bind us here.

Let’s not lose heart today,
Let’s dance better,
What a pity that the school years
Will never be repeated!

Cool lyrics to the melody of the song «Closing the Circle» by Chris Kelmi for graduates. nine0007